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cabot
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(05-15-2017, 06:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by Palmer_v1

Have mercy on me.

I never signed up for this shit
BlackBuzzard
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(05-15-2017, 06:13 PM)
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2 pizza´s slain

-Mozzarella,Pesto and Cherry tomatoes
-Mushrooms,Ham and Salami

Sorry no pineapple today.
cabot
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(05-15-2017, 06:19 PM)
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Where's the spicy chicken option, BB
Sawneeks
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(05-15-2017, 06:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by cabot

I never signed up for this shit

You never even signed up for this game at all. :x

Originally Posted by BlackBuzzard

2 pizza´s slain

-Mozzarella,Pesto and Cherry tomatoes
-Mushrooms,Ham and Salami

Sorry no pineapple today.

No need to apologize, it sounds like you made the better choice.
BlackBuzzard
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(05-15-2017, 06:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by cabot

Where's the spicy chicken option, BB

I like chicken pizza like bbq chicken but just wasn't feeling it today.

I honestly think i love every pizza at this point i cant remember when i tried a pizza and i didn't like it.
cabot
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(05-15-2017, 06:37 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sawneeks

You never even signed up for this game at all. :x

Less lip, more garlic dip
hey_monkey
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(05-15-2017, 07:05 PM)
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Originally Posted by Sawneeks

You never even signed up for this game at all. :x

cabot's just gonna hang around and magically get townies killed.
Burbeting
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(05-15-2017, 07:28 PM)
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I'm eating pizza with nothing but minced meat.
oreomunsta
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(05-15-2017, 07:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by Burbeting

I'm eating pizza with nothing but minced meat.

That's... Pretty appropriate for a bear
Bowlie
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(05-15-2017, 07:54 PM)
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Corn pizza is my favorite kind of pizza since I was 5 years old, y'all won't take this away from me.

Keep fighting over fruits and whatnot while I order the secret best topping.
Sawneeks
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(05-15-2017, 08:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by cabot

Less lip, more garlic dip

Give me marinara or give me death

Originally Posted by hey_monkey

cabot's just gonna hang around and magically get townies killed.

Classic cabot, sounds exactly like something he would do. :p
cabot
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(05-15-2017, 08:12 PM)
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Originally Posted by hey_monkey

cabot's just gonna hang around and magically get townies killed.

It's the one constant. Town or scum, I'll kill some townies guaranteed
hey_monkey
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(05-15-2017, 08:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by cabot

It's the one constant. Town or scum, I'll kill some townies guaranteed

I like you anyway.
acohrs
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(05-15-2017, 09:29 PM)
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Originally Posted by cabot

It's the one constant. Town or scum, I'll kill some townies guaranteed

Melon can attest to that
Dr. Worm
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(05-15-2017, 10:26 PM)
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I may not post much on Thursday due maintenance, just a heads-up
30yearsofhurt
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(05-15-2017, 11:09 PM)
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I used to be a no lynch on D1 kindof guy, but then I played anime mafia with cabot.
Policy lynch right there folks.
hey_monkey
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(05-15-2017, 11:19 PM)
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Had me some of that Midwest party pizza with questionable meats and all the grease today. Mmmhmm.
Darryl
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(05-16-2017, 01:21 AM)
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papa john's has the hawaiian bbq chicken. bbq sauce, pineapple, bacon, onions, chicken. it's honestly my favorite chain pizza
oreomunsta
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(05-16-2017, 01:49 AM)
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Originally Posted by 30yearsofhurt

I used to be a no lynch on D1 kindof guy, but then I played anime mafia with cabot.
Policy lynch right there folks.

Cabot was the best Town player, though :/
isaacnukem
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(05-16-2017, 04:01 AM)
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Do people really hate Hawaiian pizza?
30yearsofhurt
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(05-16-2017, 04:46 AM)
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Originally Posted by isaacnukem

Do people really hate Hawaiian pizza?

I wonder what Hawaiians think of it considering that it's really from Canada.
hey_monkey
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(05-16-2017, 04:53 AM)
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pizza appropriation
Moonkid
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(05-16-2017, 05:37 AM)
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Originally Posted by hey_monkey

pizza appropriation

Appropriation never tasted so good ☆_☆
isaacnukem
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(05-16-2017, 06:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by 30yearsofhurt

I wonder what Hawaiians think of it considering that it's really from Canada.

Oahu, I didn't know that
not psycho
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(05-16-2017, 07:31 AM)
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Originally Posted by Darryl

papa john's has the hawaiian bbq chicken. bbq sauce, pineapple, bacon, onions, chicken. it's honestly my favorite chain pizza


Poe's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied views.

I would like to suggest a new law.

Pineapple's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of disgusting pizza so obviously disgusting that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied pizza.

I have no idea if Darryl's post is a parody or not. And if I say "wow, pizza with pineapple and a mix of bbq sauce and lacto-fermented mayonaise replacing the tomato sauce is the best!" you wouldn't know if it was a parody. Unless I give a clear indicator that it is a parody, for example by saying "just kidding, and sorry for the gross imagery. I'm well aware that pineapple on pizza is the fourth unforgiveable curse (in addition to Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperio). But of the four, pineapple on pizza is considered the lowest, since the target is not a human who can fight back, but a defenseless pizza."
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YesNOnoNOYes
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(05-16-2017, 08:36 AM)
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Originally Posted by not psycho

Poe's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied views.

I would like to suggest a new law.

Pineapple's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of disgusting pizza so obviously disgusting that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied pizza.

I have no idea if Darryl's post is a parody or not. And if I say "wow, pizza with pineapple and a mix of bbq sauce and lacto-fermented mayonaise replacing the tomato sauce is the best!" you wouldn't know if it was a parody. Unless I give a clear indicator that it is a parody, for example by saying "just kidding, and sorry for the gross imagery. I'm well aware that pineapple on pizza is the fourth unforgiveable curse (in addition to Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperio). But of the four, pineapple on pizza is considered the lowest, since the target is not a human who can fight back, but a defenseless pizza."

wow a true pizza warrior! * ___ *

you have captured everything i wanted to say about the subject, sir! o7
30yearsofhurt
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(05-16-2017, 02:21 PM)
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Originally Posted by not psycho

Poe's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of extreme views so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied views.

I would like to suggest a new law.

Pineapple's law: without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a parody of disgusting pizza so obviously disgusting that it cannot be mistaken by some readers or viewers as a sincere expression of the parodied pizza.

I have no idea if Darryl's post is a parody or not. And if I say "wow, pizza with pineapple and a mix of bbq sauce and lacto-fermented mayonaise replacing the tomato sauce is the best!" you wouldn't know if it was a parody. Unless I give a clear indicator that it is a parody, for example by saying "just kidding, and sorry for the gross imagery. I'm well aware that pineapple on pizza is the fourth unforgiveable curse (in addition to Avada Kedavra, Crucio, and Imperio). But of the four, pineapple on pizza is considered the lowest, since the target is not a human who can fight back, but a defenseless pizza."

So tell me how you really feel about it.
SexyFish
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(05-16-2017, 03:10 PM)
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If I deep fried a slice would I be crucified?
BlackBuzzard
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(05-16-2017, 03:16 PM)
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Originally Posted by SexyFish

If I deep fried a slice would I be crucified?

Deep fried with beer batter is so good.
cabot
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(05-16-2017, 03:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by SexyFish

If I deep fried a slice would I be crucified?

is this a third scot?
Palmer_v1
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(05-16-2017, 03:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by SexyFish

If I deep fried a slice would I be crucified?

While I don't think I'd enjoy it, it also doesn't instantly repulse me like pineapple.
TheOfficeMut
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(05-16-2017, 03:58 PM)
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Originally Posted by acohrs



mmmm

OH MY GOD I JUST STUMBLED ON THIS THREAD AND THIS PICTURE AND OH MY GOD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
acohrs
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(05-16-2017, 03:59 PM)
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Originally Posted by TheOfficeMut

OH MY GOD I JUST STUMBLED ON THIS THREAD AND THIS PICTURE AND OH MY GOD FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

aw yeah boy, give in
cabot
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(05-16-2017, 04:30 PM)
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Originally Posted by 30yearsofhurt

So tell me how you really feel about it.

Aren't you Australian?

No one listens to the Australians.
Swamped
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(05-16-2017, 08:28 PM)
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You might be wondering why I changed my profile pic to Alphonso mangoes. As much as I love pineapples, I love mangoes even more. I have never had mango as a pizza topping but I am open to trying
Burbeting
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(05-16-2017, 08:30 PM)
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hey_monkey
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(05-16-2017, 08:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Swamped

You might be wondering why I changed my profile pic to Alphonso mangoes. As much as I love pineapples, I love mangoes even more. I have never had mango as a pizza topping but I am open to trying

I do love mangoes.
oreomunsta
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(05-16-2017, 08:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by Swamped

You might be wondering why I changed my profile pic to Alphonso mangoes. As much as I love pineapples, I love mangoes even more. I have never had mango as a pizza topping but I am open to trying

K. That could work.

Spicy tomato sauce, mozzarella, shaved beef, grilled red onion, mango slices, thai chili drizzle. Finish with some cilantro and lime.

I wanna make this :<
Haly
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(05-16-2017, 08:59 PM)
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Eating a clam pie in honor of the anti-pineapple crusaders.
Palmer_v1
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(05-16-2017, 09:01 PM)
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Originally Posted by Haly

Eating a clam pie in honor of the anti-pineapple crusaders.

Is that... is that a euphimism?
oreomunsta
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(05-16-2017, 09:08 PM)
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Originally Posted by Haly

Eating a clam pie in honor of the anti-pineapple crusaders.

Giggidy
hey_monkey
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(05-16-2017, 09:42 PM)
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We still cleared to start today? I assume since the countdown didn't change. MY PINEAPPLE (pizza) HATRED IS READY
Sophia
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(05-16-2017, 09:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by hey_monkey

We still cleared to start today? I assume since the countdown didn't change. MY PINEAPPLE (pizza) HATRED IS READY

Yes, we're starting today.
BlackBuzzard
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(05-16-2017, 10:00 PM)
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Bring it on Sawneeks!
Sophia
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(05-16-2017, 10:00 PM)
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Chapter 1 - Cabot is Dead?! The Great Pineapple Pizza War Breaks Out!!

It had been one week since PPAP declared war on anything that wasn't Pineapple Pizza. Much had changed in that time. The great city of GAFia was in turmoil. Arguments had broken out left and right. Bloodshed and Chaos in the streets!

In an attempt to combat the rising tensions within the air, an emergency meeting was held at the Great GAFia Pizza Conference of May 2017. The Honorable RetroMG stepped in alongside 21 other council members. Each holding their ceremonial box of pizza properly. They gathered around in a circle facing each other, a person to a podium, with their great leader standing to the northern most podium. The doors to the main area were locked behind them. A crowd gathered on the outside of the room, of both supporters and oppressors of Pineapple Pizza. They were barred from entry from the main platform thanks to the presence of bulletproof glass, with only their voices being carried over.

"Friends..." RetroMG began, his voice unable to hide his fear, "We are gathered here today to discuss the nature of Pineapple Pizza. Now I believe that between each of us, we can come to an agreement on this debate and end the violence that has broken out within our wonderful communit-"

"SHUT UP YOU PINEAPPLE PIZZA HATER", yelled a voice from the crowd. Boos erupted from another section of the crowd

"STOP THIS OPPRESSION, PINEAPPLE PIZZA IS GOOD YOU ASSHOLE!", yelled another voice back at the first.

Retro gazed over at the crowd, where the voices had came from. The crowd was beginning to form sides, and that was simply not acceptable in his eyes.

"Now now...", he replied, "Let us keep this civilized. There is no need for the violence and hatred that has spread about our loving city."

But before Retro could finish another word, the voices yelled again.

"Loving? We're fucking murdering people in the streets!" yelled a female voice

"YOU CAN'T STOP THE PINEAPPLE. WE WON'T TOLERATE THIS HATRED!" screamed a male voice, "YOU'RE JUST A FIGUREHEAD TRYING TO DO THIS FOR PUBLICITY, RETRO!!!!"

Retro hesitated as he heard the distasteful comment. Clearly things were getting out of hand. He knew this wasn't merely for popularity or publicity...But before he could do anything else, one of the 21 council members jumped up from his seat. His name was cabot.

"Shut yer goddamn mouth, you mother fecker." he began while chomping down on a piece of pizza from his box. Directing his voice into the crowd of people, he continued, "We're trying to fix this shit and ya'll are acting like a bunch of manchildren."

"Screw you, you drunkard!" shouted a voice.

"Screw you!", shouted cabot back.

As cabot began a screaming match with the member of the crowd, he suddenly froze up... Everyone realized at that moment that something was horribly strong. Cabot began to choke on something unknown, before throwing up what appeared to be a piece of his pizza, with pineapples inside of it. Seconds later, cabot fell over, and passed out.

Quickly, Retro got down on his knees and looked for a pulse.

There was none.

"He's dead..." whispered Retro.

Even though he had whispered it, chaos had broken out, as panic ensured. The crowd dispersed in a panic, and moments later, only the Retro and the 20 remaining members of the council remained.

The doors had been locked. Who could have killed cabot...? How did Pineapple get inside of his Pizza? Did someone in this room murder him...?

"We'll have to solve this mystery before anyone can leave. Nobody leaves this room until we figure it out. Do you understand me?" claimed Retro, his voice stern. The other members of the group nodded in agreement.

cabot has died, and his Pizza Pie is now apparently ruined from poison!

The war to end all wars is here

Welcome to Pineapple Pizza Mafia.

You are The Day 1 Flavor Death.

You are aligned with the town

Honestly? Killing Ouro was getting pretty boring. So I decided to change things up and spare Ouro for once.

You are the sacrifical lamb for Day 1 flavor. Your death holds no meaning in regards to the actual gameplay, and is mainly just here to be funny. At any point during the game, dead or alive, you may send a PM to the moderator with the command Complain: <complaint> to complain about the flavor. Should you use your power, your complaints will fall on deaf ears and/or laughter.

You could have voted if you were still alive...

Hoepfully, you'll win when when all threats to the town are eliminated...

Day 1 begins

Majority is 11

Day 1 ends in

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BlackBuzzard
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(05-16-2017, 10:03 PM)
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Hi everyone im BlackBuzzard and i fucking love pineapple on anything! I will convince all you heathens that pineapple on anything is the best!
Natiko
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(05-16-2017, 10:11 PM)
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VOTE: BlackBuzzard

You knew what that post would call for.
Burbeting
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(05-16-2017, 10:12 PM)
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My favourite pizza topping is chicken and mushrooms. What is yours?
hey_monkey
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(05-16-2017, 10:13 PM)
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Yo, I told cabot in a PM that I was going to joke-vote him as the d1 lynch despite the fact that he's not even playing, so I feel like my work here is done! I win!

Let's find some scummy bastards, y'all. No coasting, no bullshit, let's get one for town.
oreomunsta
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(05-16-2017, 10:20 PM)
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Originally Posted by hey_monkey

Yo, I told cabot in a PM that I was going to joke-vote him as the d1 lynch despite the fact that he's not even playing, so I feel like my work here is done! I win!

Let's find some scummy bastards, y'all. No coasting, no bullshit, let's get one for town.

Careful, monkey, there's no communication about Gafia allowed in PM's

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