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Rickelodeon
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(04-21-2017, 06:16 PM)
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Guessing this will play in the credits, but


Holy fuck


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8guxsR0k_AU


Originally Posted by Rolling Stones

"Guardians Inferno," The Sneepers featuring David Hasselhoff- This comedic original, co-written by Gunn and score composer Tyler Bates, is meant as a sort of Guardians take on Meco's disco Star Wars theme. Gunn is particularly proud of a line that rhymes "procyon lotor" – i.e., "racoon," as in Bradley Cooper's Rocket – with "motor." They recruited David Hasselhoff as vocalist largely because he's supposed to be one of Peter Quill's childhood heroes.



This is the greatest thing i've ever heard. I can't fucking believe they went and made this its awesome. And got the Hoff no less! Can't wait for this movie.



WE
ARE
GROOT
Skilletor
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(04-21-2017, 06:17 PM)
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Great, now I know there's rapping in the movie.
Real Hero
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(04-21-2017, 06:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by Skilletor

Great, now I know there's rapping in the movie.

thanos too
SYNTAX182
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(04-21-2017, 06:18 PM)
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Well, no need to watch the movie now guys
hydruxo
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(04-21-2017, 06:18 PM)
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That's awesome, definitely don't want to spoil this then lol. Going to wait until I see the movie.
SomedayTheFire
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(04-21-2017, 06:19 PM)
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what the fuck is this 😂😂😂
AMUSIX
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(04-21-2017, 06:21 PM)
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marvelVEVO...heh
bananafactory
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(04-21-2017, 06:23 PM)
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Yup that's credits music

Good shit
Kart94
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(04-21-2017, 06:24 PM)
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LOL David Hasselhoff.



This is a joke right?
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BobbyRobby
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(04-21-2017, 06:25 PM)
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Saw this on the playlist, but I'm gonna wait to hear it in context to experience the full glory.
SilentRacoon
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(04-21-2017, 06:27 PM)
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Incredible goofy, love it.
Kart94
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(04-21-2017, 06:31 PM)
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Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.
Captain Zyrain
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(04-21-2017, 06:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

David Hasselhoff is an international treasure, you take that back!
B-Dubs
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(04-21-2017, 06:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

You can't say that about Kurt Russel!
Mr. Poolman
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(04-21-2017, 06:35 PM)
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I think I just time traveled listening to this song.
LakeEarth
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(04-21-2017, 06:35 PM)
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He hinted he did "something" for the movie at the premiere. This must've been it.

Premiere had a cool moment when Tango ran into Cash during an interview.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMNNnYXDBbM
xtrasauce
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(04-21-2017, 06:37 PM)
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They thought Hasselhoff's career ended with the '90s... but you can't end a True Survivor.
segasonic
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(04-21-2017, 06:42 PM)

Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

No fun allowed
Gordon Shumway
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(04-21-2017, 06:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

Works for the DCEU..
Slayven
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(04-21-2017, 06:43 PM)
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Only thing funnier than old people rapping is kids cursing
itwasTuesday
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(04-21-2017, 06:45 PM)
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Is it really that hard to get the Hoff anymore?
Kanik
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(04-21-2017, 06:46 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

You just called Rocky, Jack Burton and The Hoff talentless?

Slayven
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(04-21-2017, 06:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Mr. Poolman

I think I just time traveled listening to this song.

Did you wake up holding one of these?

The Exploder
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(04-21-2017, 06:49 PM)
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The modest amount of comedy this could have produced has been squandered by Disney's trademark desperate marketing.
fallengorn
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(04-21-2017, 06:49 PM)
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is meant as a sort of Guardians take on Meco's disco Star Wars theme.

Listening to it now and mission accomplished.
Platy
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(04-21-2017, 06:49 PM)
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Those lyrics are kinda spoilerific
itwasTuesday
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(04-21-2017, 06:51 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kanik

You just called Rocky, Jack Burton and The Hoff talentless?

To be fair, Wang was the one who took care of business. Burton was a bit of a goof.
Fisty
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(04-21-2017, 06:55 PM)
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The Hoff was doing Marvel movies before that universe even got cinematic. Respect the Hoff.



Funny side note, written by David Goyer of The Dark Knight fame
George Oscar Bluth II
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(04-21-2017, 08:29 PM)
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This is great.

Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

TangoAlphaLima
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(04-21-2017, 08:31 PM)
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Trying to appeal to the coveted German demographic, I see...
Moppeh
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(04-21-2017, 08:31 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

what the fuck
womp
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(04-21-2017, 08:37 PM)
I still have my MECO Star Wars & Other Galactic Funk vinyl laying around somewhere that I had as a kid back in the 70s.

Amazing callback.
Stinkles
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(04-21-2017, 08:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kart94

LOL David Hasselhoff.



This is a joke right?

Don't act like you've never been at a lower ebb. The difference is that he has a hamburger and I had oreos.

edit. Jokes aside, I think the final line in that might be some sort of mini spoiler.
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Kurdel
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(04-21-2017, 08:45 PM)
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Incredible
haikira
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(04-21-2017, 08:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

Kurt Russel, who's recently had major roles in The Hateful Eight, Bone Tomahawk, and Deepwater Horizon, and who's had bit parts in the likes of Fast and the Furious 7, is a has been?

alright then..

He's not the same box office draw as Chris Pratt, obviously, but I think "has-been" is stretching it. If anything, he's in quite the comeback lately.
Last edited by haikira; 04-21-2017 at 08:53 PM.
Anung
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(04-21-2017, 08:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

You fucking what mate?!
Fisty
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(04-21-2017, 08:56 PM)
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Originally Posted by haikira

Kurt Russel, who's recently had major roles in The Hateful Eight, Bone Tomahawk, and Deepwater Horizon, and who's had bit parts in the likes of Fast and the Furious 7, is a has been?

alright then..

He's not the same box office draw as Chris Pratt, obviously, but I think "has-been" is stretching it. If anything, he's in quite the comeback lately.

Chris Pratt wishes he had 1/3 the charisma of Kurt Russel. The man literally produces grizzled machismo as a byproduct of existing
haikira
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(04-21-2017, 08:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by Fisty

Chris Pratt wishes he had 1/3 the charisma of Kurt Russel. The man literally produces grizzled machismo as a byproduct of existing

No argument here.

I was just trying to stay restrained, but in retrospect, I think Anung had the correct response.
Kurdel
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(04-21-2017, 09:03 PM)
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I hope Thanos joins in for some of the dancing at the end.

Fisty
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(04-21-2017, 09:04 PM)
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Originally Posted by haikira

No argument here.

I was just trying to stay restrained, but in retrospect, I think Anung had the correct response.

I wouldn't lump Russell in with Stallone and Hasselhoff though, those guys I think classify pretty well as washed up. Stallone in particular has been on a victory lap of his career for like the past decade.
AndersK
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(04-21-2017, 10:49 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kart94

Sylvester Stallone, Kurt Russel, and now David Hasselhoff?

Is this movie for talentless washed up has-beens now? Maybe they can get Dolph Lundgren in it.

Every time this gets quoted a cinemasins counter pings.
KraftyKrankins
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(04-22-2017, 01:29 PM)
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Meh. Not even close to True Survivor. It reminds me of the turtle rap and not in a good way.
lightskintwin
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(04-22-2017, 01:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by Fisty

I wouldn't lump Russell in with Stallone and Hasselhoff though, those guys I think classify pretty well as washed up. Stallone in particular has been on a victory lap of his career for like the past decade.

Could've sworn Stallone was nominated for an Oscar for supporting actor in Creed, and won the Golden Globe. Who knew he was washed up despite evidence pointing to the contrary.

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