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SlipperyFishes
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(01-12-2017, 09:54 AM)
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Dennis Reynolds is a Bastard Man maybe?
TAJ
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(01-12-2017, 10:00 AM)
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Reminds me of this joke OK Cupid profile made by a permed GAFer.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.somee...android-google
Mechazawa
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(01-12-2017, 10:07 AM)
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Someone wrote this for shits and giggles.

Even serial killers would laugh at how stupid #19 is.
Crossing Eden
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(01-12-2017, 10:10 AM)
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Originally Posted by TAJ

Reminds me of this joke OK Cupid profile made by a permed GAFer.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.somee...android-google

The funniest part about that image is that there is a "similar users" tab for that profile.
Spiritwalker
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(01-12-2017, 10:13 AM)
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Originally Posted by faridmon

Is this the Off-topic equivalent of '' Who is Ariana Grande?''

Maybe he's not american? GAF is the only reason I've heard of it.
*Splinter
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(01-12-2017, 10:24 AM)
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Sounds like he's trying to recreate one of those "POV with girlfriend on holiday" pornos. I forget the name of them

Also sounds super fucking lonely and seems to be going through some kind of mid life crisis.

Fun.
faridmon
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(01-12-2017, 11:24 AM)
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Originally Posted by Kurita

Heeeh, if you're not that into music/not American, Coachella might be obscure. Nothing outlandish about not knowing what it is.

Originally Posted by Spiritwalker

Maybe he's not american? GAF is the only reason I've heard of it.


Its the biggest festival on the planet.

Even bigger than Glastonbury
Last edited by faridmon; 01-12-2017 at 11:30 AM.
bomma_man
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(01-12-2017, 12:31 PM)
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Yeah it makes the six o'clock news here in Australia
Joni
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(01-12-2017, 12:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by faridmon

Its the biggest festival on the planet.

Even bigger than Glastonbury

Isn't Sziget twice as big?
bomma_man
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(01-12-2017, 12:38 PM)
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Cultural impact, not literal numbers
BunnyBear
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(01-12-2017, 12:42 PM)
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That was excellent. Top banter.

I assume it's fake though, it's just a little too self-aware.
BunnyBear
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(01-12-2017, 12:47 PM)
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Originally Posted by Aske

I don't think this is fake, and I'm surprised so many people do. Not seeing any of what the article calls "rape connotations" though. Red flags aplenty, but nothing suggesting he's more likely to force himself on a companion than anyone other dude would be.

He wants a bunch of creepy girlfriend-experience stuff, and hates bad nails and dry skin. If he wanted sex, he could have just used more inverted commas around words like "party", "fun", "sleep", etc. Actually, Gordie would have had a much easier time finding a 19-25 year old woman who would fuck him in exchange for a ride to Coachella than he will finding one who will put up with all this nonsense. What he's asking would be psychologically and emotionally exhausting.

Americans just don't do irony.
marrec
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(01-12-2017, 01:09 PM)
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Originally Posted by JrBaconCheeseburger

He should just not spend his entire 401K on that one hooker.

Pft okay mr. money scientist

How are you going to feel when he's collecting the toe-nail clippings of some girl in his recreational vehicle hmm?

Who needs a 401k when you have discarded toenail clippings?
Kurita
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(01-12-2017, 01:17 PM)
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Originally Posted by faridmon

Its the biggest festival on the planet.

Even bigger than Glastonbury

You need to think outside your bubble mate.
It might have a lot of people going but as I said, if someone doesn't care that much about this culture they might not know about it. Do you know what the biggest, I don't know, airplane festival in the world is for instance?
I mean, Rock In Japan 2015 had 250 000 people going to it, but if someone is not into Japanese music I don't blame them for knowing what it is lol
Last edited by Kurita; 01-12-2017 at 01:31 PM.
Oersted
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(01-12-2017, 01:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by TAJ

Reminds me of this joke OK Cupid profile made by a permed GAFer.
https://www.google.com/amp/www.somee...android-google

A friend of mine was once at a guys place, who had a whole "I won't murder you" monologue clipped to the freezer
Violet_0
(01-12-2017, 01:34 PM)
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Originally Posted by *Splinter

Also sounds super fucking lonely and seems to be going through some kind of mid life crisis.

Fun.

I mean, this is a typical super fake troll Craigslist ad
but I'd say there is a high chance that the person behind, who is probably a denizen of the internet, is super fucking lonely and going through a mid ife crisis anyway
breakfuss
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(01-12-2017, 02:15 PM)
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Fake but still funny as hell
Sho_Nuff82
(01-12-2017, 02:48 PM)
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Originally Posted by Admiral Woofington

I straight up burst out laughing when he says that at some point she has to turn around and tell him she's having a good time but didn't expect it so.

To give the benefit of the doubt it sounds like the guy watched a movie about two people falling in love and doing quirky shit in a music festival, or he has seen this shit previously scattered around many different shows, and now he wants to simulate what it'd be like.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...DFxqMMKzKS08_m
WedgeX
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(01-12-2017, 02:54 PM)
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He's the crazy ex-husband! He's so broken inside!
Alexlf
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(01-12-2017, 03:42 PM)
I'm no psychologist, but if this isn't the hardest hitting midlife crisis I've ever seen I don't know what is.
BlueSteel
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(01-12-2017, 03:48 PM)
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For some reason "Instigram" had me laughing
liquidtmd
(01-12-2017, 03:52 PM)
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Girl 19-25: "Can I just give you a BJ and then be off?"

Gordie:

Aske
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(01-12-2017, 05:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by liquidtmd

Girl 19-25: "Can I just give you a BJ and then be off?"

Gordie:

"Could you at least tell me you 'didn't know how this would go, but you're actually having a really good time' at some point while my junk's in your mouth?...No? Well then can I at least watch you re-apply your lipstick afterwards?"
faridmon
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(01-12-2017, 06:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by Kurita

You need to think outside your bubble mate.
It might have a lot of people going but as I said, if someone doesn't care that much about this culture they might not know about it. Do you know what the biggest, I don't know, airplane festival in the world is for instance?
I mean, Rock In Japan 2015 had 250 000 people going to it, but if someone is not into Japanese music I don't blame them for knowing what it is lol

Biggest culturally speaking not by numbers.
Acinixys
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(01-12-2017, 06:03 PM)
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Originally Posted by Hero_of_the_Day

What is 'HO scale'?

I worries me that this is your only question

This picture reminds me of an image that gets posted a lot on 4chan, about a guy who wants a "bro" to come over and jerk off with him because jizz powers his crystal necklace which protects him from harm
onken
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(01-13-2017, 01:05 AM)
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Originally Posted by Morrigan Stark


I have no idea who/what Ariana Grande and Coachella are... *shrugs*

Me neither, let's be old together.
okdakor
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(01-13-2017, 12:43 PM)
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No sound, but he found someone : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7X3ry44H14
StrawberryJam
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(01-13-2017, 12:53 PM)
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Originally Posted by Man Steps On Rake

"Imitation crab meat"

Wow.
Replicant
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(01-13-2017, 12:54 PM)
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I feel uncomfortable just reading that and I'm not even the intended target....I mean companion.

EDIT: That other ad.....some old people are so fucking creepy. They could have chosen to be themselves instead of pretending to be straights and deceiving a poor woman who deserves better than to be his wife. But some of them want the safety net of straight marriage while fucking hot young guys. Thanks but no thanks cowards.
Last edited by Replicant; 01-13-2017 at 01:01 PM.
ebullientprism
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(01-13-2017, 01:02 PM)
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r/sadcringe.
Kaelan
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(01-13-2017, 01:11 PM)
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What the fuck
Red Liquorice
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(01-13-2017, 01:24 PM)
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I would totally clip my nails for a guy with such a fetish if I got a free trip out of it. As long as I was alive at the end of it.
IISANDERII
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(01-14-2017, 03:59 AM)
He was married for over a decade. That's terrifying if true.
Dark_castle
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(01-14-2017, 09:04 AM)
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Originally Posted by StrawberryJam

"Imitation crab meat"

Wow.

Well the good news is he was referring to the food type of crab, not the other crab.
gnomed
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(01-14-2017, 10:03 AM)
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Originally Posted by Aske

Scottish for taint.

"Ech'll tuckle yew're craigslist uf ye funger me arsch, ye red-rumped sassanach!" - Macbeth, page 8

Something got tickled alright.
Voras
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(01-14-2017, 10:13 AM)
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This guy sounds like Buffalo Bill. Mandatory moisturizing.
TrynUrLuck
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(01-15-2017, 01:27 PM)

Originally Posted by Aske

Scottish for taint.

"Ech'll tuckle yew're craigslist uf ye funger me arsch, ye red-rumped sassanach!" - Macbeth, page 8

Bro this shit had me fucking dying lmao!
ArjanN
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(01-15-2017, 02:44 PM)
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Originally Posted by faridmon

Biggest culturally speaking not by numbers.

I dunno, I think outside the US people are more likely to know about other festivals over Coachella.

Originally Posted by Violet_0

I mean, this is a typical super fake troll Craigslist ad
but I'd say there is a high chance that the person behind, who is probably a denizen of the internet, is super fucking lonely and going through a mid ife crisis anyway

This, It's painfully obvious.
SomedayTheFire
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(01-15-2017, 03:14 PM)
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Originally Posted by ArjanN

I dunno, I think outside the US people are more likely to know about other festivals over Coachella.



This, It's painfully obvious.

Coachella is fucking huge. I'm not American and I know it.
Fred-87
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(01-15-2017, 03:26 PM)
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Sounds fake. Add probely posted by the first publication who posted this 'news' on their website. The add looks to cleverably set up in such a way that a crazy person cant post it. For example putting his age at the bottom of the advertisement in such a way that it looks like a punchline.... yeah by the way im 56 year olds.

Or maybe i have too much good faith in human kind and in that case. f****** scary
KO Traveling Hobo
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(01-15-2017, 03:27 PM)
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(01-15-2017, 03:30 PM)
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How do you measure the cultural impact of a festival? Youtube views? Resale value of tickets? Billboard ranking of artists?
Rimon-hanit
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(01-15-2017, 03:34 PM)
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Is Nathan for you still on?
_mail
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(01-15-2017, 03:35 PM)
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Originally Posted by preta

It's a real shame that so many men are creepy/clueless when it comes to this sort of thing. Why is it always older guys too?

OT: does anyone know the origin of this pic? I remember seeing it a few years ago on some "funny picture" app
Dark_castle
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(01-15-2017, 03:57 PM)
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Originally Posted by KO Traveling Hobo

Where do you guys keep finding these kind of ads? They're fascinating.
SENPAIatLARGE
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(01-15-2017, 04:18 PM)
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Originally Posted by bobawesome

WTF is the deal with people constantly posting this guy lately?

He's just a man that likes his hands
UrbanRats
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(01-15-2017, 04:26 PM)
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Originally Posted by Rimon-hanit

Is Nathan for you still on?

What i was thinking.
And yes, they started shooting season 3 some months ago, IIRC.
outunderthestars
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(01-15-2017, 04:28 PM)
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Originally Posted by _mail

It's a real shame that so many men are creepy/clueless when it comes to this sort of thing. Why is it always older guys too?


Not always older guys. We get 1-2 threads a week on here of people equally creepy/clueless.
Used-ID
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(01-15-2017, 04:40 PM)
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Originally Posted by KO Traveling Hobo

I live too damn close to Houston....

I'm thinking it's time to move - but not during tornado season....
Charcoal
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(01-15-2017, 05:27 PM)
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Can someone post the CL add about the JO crystals?

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