Is this the Off-topic equivalent of '' Who is Ariana Grande?''
Semi on-topic... what the heck is Coachella? I'm envisioning a Woodstock-kind of thing?
He wants a bunch of creepy girlfriend-experience stuff, and hates bad nails and dry skin. If he wanted sex, he could have just used more inverted commas around words like "party", "fun", "sleep", etc. Actually, Gordie would have had a much easier time finding a 19-25 year old woman who would fuck him in exchange for a ride to Coachella than he will finding one who will put up with all this nonsense. What he's asking would be psychologically and emotionally exhausting.
On my last caravaning holiday in NZ i needed a "legal" place to park my caravan overnight. I went to a free place and it was full, but I noticed a message written on a nearby toilet wall saying that there is a cheap caravan park nearby (plus address and price). I looked it up online and only found a Facebook page with 1 review. I thought WTH, seems legit, ill go and see if I survive the night. I arrived just near sunset at a place that looked like one of those farms from American Pickers, lots of old junk everywhere...
Turned out the place was really awesome and I spent 2 nights there (first night I was a bit scared). The owners seemed a bit hippy like and were running a small cow farm. The view was amazing from our caravan.
What is 'HO scale'?
Well, that's boring.
If it's a reference I don't know it either, if it's real I'm betting you're probably right, might explain the age range he's looking for too.
I assume this is fake and referencing something.
If it isn't though, that shit is all so specific you have to assume he is explicitly trying to relive a find trip he had with his ex wife.
Fake. Probably some 4channer wanting to make a meme or get the Internets attention
Who's Gaffer is this?
LOL this made me laugh. Mutual touching but not gay
Well he said HO scale not HOE scale
Well, that's boring.
The "moisterized skin" part... brrr
I have no idea who/what Ariana Grande and Coachella are... *shrugs*
It's a big music festival down in California.
A bit of thought based on my last post, the guy would have been in his early 30's for the 1993 concert that Pearl Jam did that started the Coachella festival.
To give the benefit of the doubt it sounds like the guy watched a movie about two people falling in love and doing quirky shit in a music festival, or he has seen this shit previously scattered around many different shows, and now he wants to simulate what it'd be like.
I mean, soup plantation manager? Come on.