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Munch Poke
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(02-20-2017, 04:16 PM)
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Holy crap that was amazing. And terrible.

I'm going to start using the phrase Bartlebys bitch more.
ridley182
aka Mister Chef
(02-20-2017, 04:30 PM)
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shnurgleton
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(02-20-2017, 04:33 PM)
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What muscular hell is this
doop_
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(02-20-2017, 07:51 PM)
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I would like my tag to say "Bartleby's Bitch"
Rushersauce
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(02-20-2017, 07:59 PM)
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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

IceDoesntHelp
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(02-20-2017, 08:07 PM)
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Poor Bartleby, got made fun of because of his muscles. Its just like real life, this hit home. Solid 5/5


EDIT: Yep, this is exactly how I remember kindergarten being like.
SatoAilDarko
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(02-21-2017, 12:40 AM)
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Originally Posted by eso76

Has anyone ever attempted at explaining what is it about Sonic that appeals to weird people ?
I can see a 10 pages long Polygon feature on the subject, with opinions from psychologists, psychiatrists, experts in cognitive behavioural therapy and criminologists.
Criminologists mostly.

As someone who finds alternate sexuality's fascinating I'll love an actual academic approach to this section of the Sonic fandom.

It's so widespread that there's so much there to view.
Spukc
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(02-21-2017, 12:42 AM)
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Originally Posted by SatoAilDarko

As someone who finds alternate sexuality's fascinating I'll love an actual academic approach to this section of the Sonic fandom.

It's so widespread that there's so much there to view.

Humanoid animals
Altairax15
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(02-21-2017, 12:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by SatoAilDarko

As someone who finds alternate sexuality's fascinating I'll love an actual academic approach to this section of the Sonic fandom.

It's so widespread that there's so much there to view.

The explanation is probably not as interesting as you would expect. Puberty is awkward.
Ferrio
real-time lotion physics
(02-21-2017, 12:47 AM)
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Originally Posted by Dunkley

Now you've done it.
brohmbel
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(02-21-2017, 12:58 AM)
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As far as I'm concerned, this is the spiritual successor to Radiohead's Paranoid Android video. The torch has been passed.

Also, do a Google Image search for sonic bartleby. You're welcome. (What the everliving shit)
PSqueak
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(02-21-2017, 01:02 AM)
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Pfft.

This isn't even on the same tier of that "guy gets eaten by a gigantic CGI Krystal from star fox" video.
Blueingreen
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(02-21-2017, 01:07 AM)
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What...I don't even..what did did I watch, what is this..how did you dig this up?
Why is the sonic fanbase so batshit insane?
TLZ
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(02-21-2017, 03:45 AM)
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I strangely found it funny.
bobawesome
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(02-21-2017, 03:51 AM)
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Only a minute into this masterpiece and I'm already in love. Thank you, OP. Just...thank you.



me irl
Chiramii
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(02-21-2017, 03:51 AM)
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Originally Posted by Blueingreen

What...I don't even..what did did I watch, what is this..how did you dig this up?
Why is the sonic fanbase so batshit insane?

See now you're stuttering too. Turn off immediately.
Luminaire
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(02-21-2017, 03:54 AM)
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This has nothing on Sonic High School
Col.Asher
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(02-21-2017, 03:55 AM)
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I've stared into the abyss, and the abyss stared back.
plebator.jayus
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(02-21-2017, 04:10 AM)
y'all need jesus
Justinh
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(02-21-2017, 04:12 AM)
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Originally Posted by MarkRenton

i knew it was sonic before clicking

Yeah, exactly this.

Originally Posted by SatoAilDarko


I didn't expect that name to be real.

I gotta be honest here. I actually loved that that two-mouthed dude's name was Bartleby, and now that I learn that he's like... an actual Sonic character it kinda ruins it for me.

Small nitpick: It always bothers me when people get "quite" and "quiet" mixed up.

Oh my God, it just kept getting worse as it continued.
Last edited by Justinh; 02-21-2017 at 04:19 AM.
Luminaire
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(02-21-2017, 04:21 AM)
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So I had a moment to reflect on myself, life, everything...

And I realize that...

I was wrong.

Sonic High School has nothing on this.
RootCause
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(02-21-2017, 04:22 AM)
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It's got a nice song.
plake
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(02-21-2017, 09:19 PM)
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Originally Posted by plebator.jayus

y'all need jesus

170th post nails it.

I want my 10 minutes of my life back.
daTRUballin
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(02-23-2017, 05:42 AM)
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So I finally got around to watching this video with some friends, and apparently the guy who made it has a whole fucking channel dedicated to this stuff.

Whatever you do, don't watch his other videos. They're MUCH worse. Seriously. Spare yourselves from watching them. I think they gave me cancer.
13randO
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(02-23-2017, 06:09 AM)
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AlteredBeast
Fork 'em, Sparky!
(02-23-2017, 06:14 AM)
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Wow! That ass slap and subsequent writing made me laugh harder than anything in days. Congrats whoever you are.
poodaddy
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(02-23-2017, 06:49 AM)
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How serious the author of that....work....takes himself in the comment section is somehow more disconcerting than the actual horror scene of that video. Dude seems like he has a truly twisted perception of what a healthy relationship is.
BlondeTuna
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(02-23-2017, 07:20 AM)
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Originally Posted by SwiftDeath

Is it weirder than Konami E3 2010?

This never gets old. I don't think anything will top it in cringe factor.
Frimaire
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(02-23-2017, 07:51 AM)
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How is sonic the #1 student in the class when he got 2 of the 3 questions he answered wrong?
Something's not adding up here, guys...
zenspider
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(02-23-2017, 08:02 AM)

Originally Posted by plebator.jayus

y'all need jesus

This.
Cyanity
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(02-23-2017, 08:18 AM)
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bonus edit from another one of this guy's videos:

Last edited by Cyanity; 02-23-2017 at 08:22 AM.
MattKeil
BIGTIME TV MOGUL #2
(02-23-2017, 08:19 AM)
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It's no Duelin' Firemen.
Creaking
He touched the black heart of a mod
(02-23-2017, 08:26 AM)
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Thank you GAF. I'm stressing the hell out here trying to study for a test and this has provided some much needed relief.



Too good
Frimaire
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(02-23-2017, 08:30 AM)
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Okay, what the fuck are these videos? (NSFW???)

WhateverItTakes
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(02-23-2017, 08:39 AM)
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Originally Posted by Trulyworth

So I had a moment to reflect on myself, life, everything...

And I realize that...

I was wrong.

Sonic High School has nothing on this.

I dunno man. Sure Kindergarten ass worship is one thing.

But in Sonic High School Shadow fucks a talking car. Explicitly.
Mdk7
Sequel dreams killed
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(02-23-2017, 08:46 AM)
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Sonic fanbase is the creepiest ever, as usual.
Jonneh3003
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(02-23-2017, 09:04 AM)
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I thought this was hilarious.
Steiner84
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(02-23-2017, 09:08 AM)
I like this comment:

I stared into the Abyss, and it finally stared fucking back.


God help me.

Nocturno999
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(02-23-2017, 09:24 AM)
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I... pressed the like button...
SatoAilDarko
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(02-23-2017, 09:29 AM)
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Originally Posted by daTRUballin

So I finally got around to watching this video with some friends, and apparently the guy who made it has a whole fucking channel dedicated to this stuff.

Whatever you do, don't watch his other videos. They're MUCH worse. Seriously. Spare yourselves from watching them. I think they gave me cancer.

I actually disagree. There is such a comedic timing to them and they're edited well enough to the point that I have to think this a well-made troll against Sonic fans.

At the same time with how for years before doing videos he was just posting fan drawings makes it genuine. But it just too well done.

It's a fucking paradox.
Efejota
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(02-23-2017, 09:39 AM)
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I was going to say that this one was the weirdest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHY3kq6uoko

But after watching the OP's I'm not so sure anymore.
Tansut
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(02-23-2017, 09:39 AM)
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I'm dizzy off a mixture of laughter, confusion, and fear. A thousand questions prod at my mind like tiny needles.

Was Bartleby a new student or not?

Is the subplot of Bartleby's parents neglecting his education and well-being, despite being absurdly rich, a commentary on the elite not paying their fair share back to those in need?

Why is Sonic fucking fat?

The mind boggles.
AGoodODST
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(02-23-2017, 10:22 AM)
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That was revolting.
Creaking
He touched the black heart of a mod
(02-23-2017, 11:33 AM)
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Originally Posted by Tansut

Why is Sonic fucking fat?



Too many chili dogs
keraj37
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(02-23-2017, 11:45 AM)
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Originally Posted by Efejota

I was going to say that this one was the weirdest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHY3kq6uoko

But after watching the OP's I'm not so sure anymore.

wow, that is actually good - I love the music.

But... you know... I am different.
L Thammy
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(02-23-2017, 04:48 PM)
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Okay, I finally sat through this, and I actually want to marathon this guy's shit now. This has got to be up there with Tails Gets Trolled.

Whoever made this clearly has mastery over the art of subtlety. Without stating it outright, we see that Bartleby is more complex than he seems at the surface. It's obvious that his parents' negligence has left him without the means to properly express his emotions, and Sonic has come to understand the intention behind his actions.

It's a tragedy. Sonic receives Bartleby's abuse, and though he knows where it comes from, Sonic is still only a child himself. He can do nothing to stop it.

Also, that plot twist. Just when you let your guard down and you let yourself think that this is just a love story, it takes a dark and strange turn. This is love, but it's not easy, it's gritty and real.

Tamers12345 gets a gold star from me. The rest of you, see me after class.
keraj37
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(02-23-2017, 04:50 PM)
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Originally Posted by L Thammy

Okay, I finally sat through this, and I actually want to marathon this guy's shit now. This has got to be up there with Tails Gets Trolled.

Whoever made this clearly has mastery over the art of subtlety. Without stating it outright, we see that Bartleby is more complex than he seems at the surface. It's obvious that his parents' negligence has left him without the means to properly express his emotions, and Sonic has come to understand the intention behind his actions.

It's a tragedy. Sonic receives Bartleby's abuse, and though he knows where it comes from, Sonic is still only a child himself. He can do nothing to stop it.

Also, that plot twist. Just when you let your guard down and you let yourself think that this is just a love story, it takes a dark and strange turn. This is love, but it's not easy, it's gritty and real.

Tamers12345 gets a gold star from me. The rest of you, see me after class.

Are you a psychologist? Good deduction though.
L Thammy
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(02-23-2017, 06:42 PM)
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Originally Posted by keraj37

Are you a psychologist? Good deduction though.

I am only a psychologist with regards to Sonic Underground.
Cyanity
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(02-23-2017, 07:45 PM)
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Originally Posted by Efejota

I was going to say that this one was the weirdest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHY3kq6uoko

But after watching the OP's I'm not so sure anymore.

At least the music's good

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